The Dandelions

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Of Sex and The City, Orgies and Kayveas

Posted by ella-mae on July 28, 2008

In a scene from the recent Sex and The City movie, Miranda asks the girls how often they had sex. Charlotte gets offended with Miranda’s mention of sex because little Lily’s (Charlotte’s adopted daughter) presence rendered it inappropriate conversation topic. Carrie who is seen helping little Lily colour on her book, suggests instead the word sex be replaced with colour so that the women could continue on their discussion.

Watch the colouring clip ๐Ÿ˜‰

In Malaysia, the politicians are getting into bed with their enemies under the guise of having talks (or orgy as The Dandelions have labelled it) on one “unity” related issue or another.

UMNO is started the ball rolling with muZAKARah with their arch enemy, PAS. First it was all about Malay unity and then now they say its unity between the Muslim brethren they are after. Sheesh… why are lines always drawn along racial or religious sentiments in Malaysia?

And then Samy Vellu announces his boom-sheeka-sheeka-boom-bam news when he said he too is having orgies with HINDRAF… the same group he branded nuisance last year. But lo and behold, HINDRAF retorts a firm NO to Samy’s offer of orgy and telling him instead to concentrate on the MIC rebranding exercise.

But wait… MCA’s Ka Chuan announces he is NOT in any orgy whatsoever with DAP. I wonder what this guy is up to especially since he is denying something that never existed in the first place. I doubt LKS or LGE would ever want to moot any discussions or negotiations with MCA who are considered UMNO’s loyal running dogs. Ka Chuan proves what a good obedient puppy he (all the more support them UMNO buggers will give you for the upcoming MCA leadership race eh Ka Chuan) is to UMNO when he said the following…

Source: The Star Online

On former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad statement that Umno should not leave out its Barisan partners when making deals with PAS, Ong said the MCA had no problems with Umno having talks with PAS.

“If (Umno) wants to involve us (in the talks) it is fine with us. If (Umno) does not involve us (in the talks), it is also all right with us.

“If (Umno) wants to brief us later, it is also fine with us. It is not a problem.”

But wait…. OH HOH… Kayveas shows he doesn’t want to be left out when he suggests everyone gets together for the mother of all orgies….

Source: The Star Online:

KOTA BARU: The People’s Progressive Party (PPP) is again urging Barisan Nasional component parties to merge into a single entity to mark the change in the country’s political landscape and the recent emergence of a two-party political system.

PPP president Datuk M. Kayveas said the proposal by PAS spiritual leader Datuk Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat that PAS and Umno be dissolved made sense, but it needed to be extended to all Barisan components.

“In Malaysia, there is no need to have several political parties, just have Barisan, and Pakatan Rakyat. If this transpires, PPP agrees with the proposal by Tok Guru (Nik Abdul Aziz),” he told a press conference here on Monday.

I don’t know about you but I’m humming the song Rumours by Timex Social Club ๐Ÿ˜‰


Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more
My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door


5 Responses to “Of Sex and The City, Orgies and Kayveas”

  1. erniejean said

    MCA’s Ka Chuan has definitely booked his place in the “Malaysian Chinese Hall Of Shame”……what a piece of spineless jelly fish……
    “semua pun boleh boss….*kiss ass*”

  2. missjolie said

    The people at play will always use religion and race for selfish reasons obviously. If all malaysians are united, what would happen to the ruling elite? What would help keep them afloat? The only way to control their controlling position is of course to create disunity amongst us….there is something about this fm Sun Tzu too i believe ๐Ÿ˜› (although i must confess I’m no expert of Sun Tzu’s art of war) ๐Ÿ˜‰ The intro excerpt fm sex and the city helped to spice things up a bit for me too! ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Madame said

    Oooooh…..I looove to color ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Ka Chuan is just being a kick-ass politican, BN style ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. saggiethewarrior said

    โ€œMalaysian Chinese Hall Of Shameโ€…LOL !!!!

  5. barbie said

    ong ka chuan just elevated his status to be the greatest running dog for BN, slightly behind samyvellu. if ong ka chuan also makes banner ‘bersama bn sampai mati’ then he definitely dethrone samyvellu from his pedestal.

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