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Chocolate, sex and orgasm

Posted by jingoisticbuthornydesperado on August 3, 2008

Sex is too much of a taboo and I would like to demystify sex. I am not just talking about any sex, I am also going to talk about kinky sex with the help of chocolate…… Hah, no I am not a practical sex guru, I would probably consider myself as an amateur kinky sex theorist.

Chocolate is one of my favourite desserts, especially Belgian chocolate. There are three commercial houses being Leonidas, Neuhaus and Godiva. Leonidas is the most affordable, I have tasted it and I like it. However, Neuhaus and Godiva are supposedly a league above Leonidas, but so is the price being a league above. Neuhaus is recommended for people who like quite a fruity flavour. Godiva has less of a fruity mix, and the chocolate has just the perfect mixture (in my opinion) of chocolate taste with (coffee or nutty). Whereas masturbation-induced orgasm or lousy sex last for less than 5 to 10 minutes, the pleasure from indulging in Belgian chocolate can be more than 5-10 minutes, and yes I would rather forsake lousy 5-10 minutes sex and 5 minutes masturbation for Godiva chocolate. Be forewarned, 250 grams of Godiva chocolate is at a whooping RM65!

So how does one make full use of an expensive chocolate? This requires a loving (or lustful) couple of course! And perfect for Valentine’s day! First place the chocolate nuggets at the appropriate body parts (preferably without the clothes, and use your imagination). How do you want to pick up the chocolate nugget is in the realm of your fantasy. I personally think the mouth and the tongue are underused organs or limbs…… Whoever uses the teeth should be banned from sexual intercourse! A little bit of whipped cream along the ‘treasure trail’ might help, usually whip cream isn’t expensive, you can get a bottle of spray-on whipped cream for maybe RM6 I think.

For those who are more health conscious, a few strawberries on top of the whipped cream is a possible alternative. One of course can play with and move the whipped cream around by blowing gently and lovingly…… Yes, blowing gently can be very sensual (no, I am not talking about 69 or oral sex when I talk about blowing).

Yes this is hedonism, is hedonism bad? No. Why the hell does mother nature give us sensual pleasure if we don’t indulge in it. And I personally despise unrealistic and unreasonable social taboo and mind-numbingly stupid and inhibitive social norms. You say norm? I say bollocks. We are not hurting anyone are we? Sex to me can be viewed as an art form. It is beautiful, artistic and healthy. It releases endorphin into your body which makes you happy. And a good sex is as good as and probably better than 45 minutes of jogging session. Yup, good sex burn a lot of calories. Good sex with chocolate is heavenly. Don’t forget, coco is full with antioxidants that slows aging. You enjoy it and it is not painful like botox injection.

12 Responses to “Chocolate, sex and orgasm”

  1. foongpc said

    Chocolate, sex and orgasm – what a wonderful threesome! : ) Oh yes, Belgian chocolates are really good but is it better than sex? Well, depends how good the sex is of course. Sometimes the chocolate wins! : ) Nice post!

  2. barbie said

    photos my friend.. illustrations!!! men need visual confirmation to be convinced 😀

  3. ihateidiots said

    ooooh….i’m turned on now!😉😉 hahaha…

  4. Madame said

    AMEN to that, Jingo! Well said….😉

  5. erniejean said

    To completly avoid the accidental use of teeth, maybe we can have the rich choc-topping instead huh?

  6. imfishing said

    nice combo..all of them is tempting. ahahaha

  7. barbie said

    i am waiting for a pictorial guide of chocolate, sex and orgasm from master jinggo himself😛

  8. jingoisticbuthornydesperado said

    lol, ehh barbie, there is a fine line between porno and make sweet love.😀

  9. mesoso said

    err..does all these hedonism include indulging in the same kind of chocolates ah ?..i can also tell you all about whipped cream and cherry on a banana..!!?? or if you prefer, whipped cream on rambutans.. and rimming can be quite an art when done correctly…kekekekekekke..

    eh hullo..i was referring to eating chocolates ok..

  10. Hi,

    I’ve tasted the three brands and between Neuhaus and Godiva, the choice is difficult. Although I don’t know the complete line, it seems to me that Neuhaus is more focused on pralinés (ballotin (?) ). I recently bought a box of their pralinés collection and found them quite good (I’m not really an appreciator of pralinés).
    It seems to me that Godiva will more easily please a bigger number of mouths since it goes more to the “regular” chocolate.
    Now, for this Christmas I want to offer a box and I’m in doubt between the two brands. As a woman, which one do you think is more likely to please ?
    I’d appreciate if you could e-mail me.

    Kind regards,

    José

    P.S. Have you tried the Amedei Chuao ?

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