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Our National Security’s At Risk From……………..

Posted by ErnieJean on October 28, 2008

We’re living in dangerous times people…..very dangerous times indeed………
 
Nope, not talking about the ever increasing violent criminals roaming our streets unchecked……..that one is almost like part and parcel of our daily lives already………so, no sweat…..
 
I’m talking about the latest addition to the list of “Threats To National Security”, according to our BN government……
 
Introducing Malaysia’s latest Dangerous Citizens……….*drumroll*………………….
 
1) Folks wearing same coloured clothings who come in groups comprising more than 10. Be especially watchful of little harmless looking girls, for they could be “trojan horses”.
Orange colour donning folks are very dangerous....it seems......

Orange colour donning folks are very dangerous....it seems......

Also, how can the little girl be carried on the shoulder of a burly man!!??

It’s supposed to be a “privilege”, only accorded to the influential politicians. Didn’t they know that the “Richest-Unemployed-SIL” had to sacrifice so much and marry himself off to the daughter of a prominent politician, just so he gets to be “shoulder-hoisted”?
 
Tsk Tsk Tsk…….No Big, No Small.
 
And the Teddy bear…….what an insult!!! No sparkling and gleaming crystal-like bits, just plain ol’ soft toy………Our leaders “deserve” so much better lah……..
 
 
  
2) Bald old men, who inspire, who have no political ambitions, who write from the heart and who touches all Malaysian, regardless of race, religion or culture.
Bald Man in Black.......super duper dangerous indeed!!!

Bald Man in Black.......super duper dangerous indeed!!!

So, what’s deemed non-threatening?

I suppose, Malaysians of all walks of life should emulate the actions of those who have gotten the stamp of approval and endorsement from our BN leaders huh?

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting all things nice, that are deemed totally non-threatening (and if one feels threatened by them, then it’s one’s problem)……..*drumroll*…….

1) The National Hand Gesture For “Peace and Love”………..perhaps we can practise that in time for the next festive open house by the Prime Minister huh? Would definitely make his day ;D

See how happy that hand-sign made the man standing behind? It is indeed a "feel-good" gesture.......

See how happy that hand-sign made the man standing behind? It is indeed a "feel-good" gesture.....

2) This is called “Passion” people, not “rabid-like screaming of a Zombie wannabe”……..

Doesn't this make one have fell all nice and fluffy?

Doesn't this make one feel all nice and fluffy inside?

3) And would we ever forget this one…….we, Malaysians, are so “lucky” to have a government who believes in “Freedom of Speech”….doesn’t matter that it’s only for a certain group of people……so long such allowances are being given………

So don’t feel threatened by the wide open gap on the face, nor the saliva about to make its way onto the microphones, or even the sharp pokey looking object…….just feel the “Love For World Peace” vibes coming from the Mr. Big Nose here……….

For one with such a big mouth, he's gotta have a big heart too, right?

For one with such a big mouth, he should have a big heart too right?

4 Responses to “Our National Security’s At Risk From……………..”

  1. Antares said

    How sadly true. Nice one, dear friends.

  2. Madame said

    Hahahahahhaha…well done, Ernie Jo!

  3. barbie said

    2) Bald old men, who inspire, who have no political ambitions, who write from the heart and who touches all Malaysian, regardless of race, religion or culture.

    Er… I am bald, but I am young. I think I write from the heart too. Am I at risk to be ISA-ed here? Or they only target old fart like RPK? Sob sob sob…

  4. erniejean said

    LOL!!! Hhhmmm..good question Barbie…perhaps, you’re considered “Semi-Threat”…not ripe for the plucking yet😛

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