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Scientology is stupid!

Posted by jingoisticbuthornydesperado on November 13, 2008

Now I know why Tom Cruise went all loony. It is Scientology that is crazy. Let me quote from wikipedia

1st paragraph

When a person dies – or, in Scientology terms, when a thetan abandons their physical body – they go to a “landing station” on the planet Venus, where the thetan is re-implanted and told lies about its past life and its next life. The Venusians take the thetan, “capsule” it, and send it back to Earth to be dumped into the ocean off the coast of California. Says Hubbard, “If you can get out of that, and through that, and wander around through the cities and find some girl who looks like she is going to get married or have a baby or something like that, you’re all set. And if you can find the maternity ward to a hospital or something, you’re OK. And you just eventually just pick up a baby.” To avoid these inconveniences, Hubbard advised Scientologists to refuse to go to Venus after their death.

2nd paragraph

Xenu (also Xemu), according to science fiction writer and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions[1] of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that their essences remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.The story of Xenu is part of Scientologist teachings on extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by Hubbard.


Now that lights up my day, don’t you think?


11 Responses to “Scientology is stupid!”

  1. sactyr said

    Geez that’s a lot of meat for those fatwa agents, I can’t wait what they gonna say on this!!

  2. Fed-Up said

    Wow!! So far 100% voted for “Stupid”…LOL!!

    Nothing about Scientology makes sense, come to think of it…..especially that bit about the ladies not being allowed to make noise while in labour…

    obviously Hubbard was very much 100% male 😛

  3. bpogadl said

    Is it really our place to judge here? I mean if it works for scientologist why don’t just let them be?
    It really seems like you have some issues with faith yourself if you get so worked up over a belief of other people.

  4. jingoisticbuthornydesperado said

    I am not worked up, i am taking a piss. 😀

    One thing one should know about scientology is that their ‘religion’ discourages criticism on scientology itself. any public criticism on scientology will be confronted by lawsuits. mind you, this is the only ‘religion’ which has a ‘PATENT’ on its ‘religious practices’… this is a cult, it is not as harmless at it seems

  5. ihateidiots said

    oh yeah scientology my ass! yeah my mom was a cow and my dad was a babboon, i was concieved in Venus my capsule got suck in Mars, and here i am now on earth. no one should scream during labour did he say? One should SWEAR and CURSE! hubbard should try having a water melon shoved out of his ass. see if he can withstand not screaming! then i will give my due respects to scientology. first he must practise what he preaches!

  6. Yup, I agree. That’s right down idiot alley alright.

  7. Madame said

    What do you expect when a tru-blue sci-fi author decides to start his own religion???? 😀 What I dont get is….how did he manage to attract such a large following???

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  9. jingoisticbuthornydesperado said

    you make me laugh, ihateidiots, lmao. madame you tell me!

  10. Yep. But really the insanity isn’t much important. It’s the –crimes– that the Scientology crime syndicate commits that matters.

  11. Anonymous_Msia said

    Guess what, there are here – In malaysia. They are Operating at the following name and address;

    Applied Scholastics Institute
    No 42-2A Jalan Tun Sambanthan 3
    50470 Kuala Lumpur
    phone: +60 (3) 327 4494
    fax: +60 (3) 274 5130

    (Source – )

    Do your research on Scientology and make yourself aware of the dangerous ways in which they operate. They are now here!

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