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Quotable Quotes

Posted by Oscar the Grouch on February 21, 2010

“If he stamps his feet, I will shudder.”
– Datin Seri Rosmah, describing her husband; whilst overzealously trying to portray a mousy image of herself.

“ … do not provoke him. If he is angry, there is no forgiveness for you.”
– again, Datin Seri Rosmah, attempting to conjure a rather fearsome image of her husband.

“The motorcyclist was also not wearing a helmet and had no driving licence”
– Gerik OCPD Superintendent Mahad Nor Abdullah, citing one of the reasons why the motorcyclist was presumed to be at fault when he was knocked down and killed by the 4WD driven by the former Perak Mentri Besar, Tajol Rosli Ghazali.

8 Responses to “Quotable Quotes”

  1. Thumb Logic said

    When asked about the kinds of psychological adjustments he had to make after he left his native Russia world renown dance Mikhail Baryshnikov said ” Most of all I had to learn to tell the truth again. In Russia, you lie all the time, not only in what you say but in the way you live and do your work.If you don’t you won’t work at all, and you may not live very long.Everything is so different when you come into an open society where, generally, people are not threatned by the truth.Along with telling the truth, I had to learn to trust people again. When you have to lie and you know everybody else has to do the same thing,you don’t know whom you can trust- so you often do not trust anybody” Reader’s Digest 1982. I am afraid that we are 28 years too late.

  2. Fi-sha said

    Dear Mr. Oscar The Grouch,
    Im trying hard not say what i think about the 2nd photo…

    On the third quote, i wonder where have all the smart and sensible men go?

    p.s. welcome back!

  3. orange said

    hahahahah…. 1st picture says it all!
    of course she will shudder… blubber tends to do that. like jello… ewww

  4. mesoso said

    aiyooo..what if she stamps her feet? what will happen??

  5. lolzz… 1st one is funny
    btw the stunt is good.. I would like to do some cool stunts myself.. But I have license..

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