Meet The Dandelions

We are bunch of horny people desperately seeking fame to satisfy our narcissistic nature in this hedonistic world. We heard that blogging is cool and the ‘in’ thing now, and being the attention seekers people we are, this it’s just too good an opportunity to miss! We definitely do not want to miss out the fun, yor!!

Horny Dandelions are here to rock the boat! So, stay tune to experience awesomeness!

Meet The Dandelions!

1. Barbie the Pink Panther

Barbie is into pink. He has pink shirt. He has pink shoes. He loves girls in pink. No he is not gay. Since when pink is exlusively gays? He is not sissy either. Try call him sissy, he will ask you to spread your legs and poke you.. with a stick or his stick depending on where you have your balls, up there or down there.

Barbie is sick of the craps he is taking everyday especially from the idiots running the country, the boot-lickers writing all praises and glories and clueless retards supporting them. He is fed up with the bickering among the impotent opposition parties that cannot get their priorities right after being given the chance to make good of things.

Using this blog, he is going bash them hard, eat their brains for breakfast, whip their apathetic asses and jolt them up from the deep slumber sleep they are having. He is happy to have the chance to dissect the biased mainstream media reports and news. He hates Joceline Tan for her awesome balls licking articles. He despised V.K Chin for his wonderful idiotic column.

Barbie tagline is : No mercy for idiots. F**k them hard and make them remember it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out for the Barbie!

2. missjolie

hot and spicy. gregarious. fantabulous. spontaneous. obnoxious. vain. sometimes a pain. the ultimate!!! pleased to meet you, missjolie at your service!

I’m not political. Merely waxing lyrical. i dislike  hypocrites. as much as those in politics. who cannot keep their promises but yet make us beleive that they are better than their promises. even more  corrupted politicians. who manipulate and stipulate.  our minds.  the media.  our future??  is seriously.  at stake.

3. Saggie the Warrior

Who is Saggie ? and why he calls himself a warrior ? Is he so full of himself ?

Saggie is a son, a husband and a father. He is an honest hard (if you consider facebooking and YM as work) working man, likes to make stupid jokes and think he is a pretty good looking for a short and fat man.

He is happy with his life, pretty contented with what he have but at the moment very ..very sad with the ongoing saga in Malaysia. Whilst all leaders around the World are busy with managing their Nations’ Economy due to the unavoidable recession, Malaysian leaders are occupying themselves with chasing DNA of a 61 years old man…yes thats right!

Funny thing is, despite all that..there are still millions in Malaysia who think that the leaders they have now are the best. These people have been blinded by the main stream media who might as well be called The Government Trumpets !! Saggie and his fellow Dandelions hope Malaysians who have been blinded can be enlightened by this blog. If we can at least make one guy realised how they have been fooled all these while..than its all worth it. If not..I dont really care..I have been crapping all over facebook..Might as well blog..

It sounds pretty cool..I have a blog….hahaha..some say its a good way to get the ladies…though my friend Barbie doesnt seem to get any actions..despite his popular blog.

Is Saggie a warrior? Well he used to be in tae kwan do club (he joined because the hottest girls in school were there as well). He used to be able to do the split..wachaaa. But now..he can split far enough just to do the necessary business in the Crap room…

Thats it..now sit back..and enjoy the CRAP from Saggie..the warrior

disclaimer: my wife dearie…I was joking about the ladies bit…I love you…(please don’t stop cooking…)

4. Madame

Woo Hoo!!!! I finally got here…after lots of behind the scenes help from The Saggy Warrior and Barbie. What can I say about myself?

Hmmmmm…thinking here….obviously I’m clueless abt the intricate world of IT….but other than that…..

I am passionate about Malaysia and its people. I love this country and all that it has to offer…..just wish the ‘dumb schmucks’ governing this country would realise that.

I am passionate about women’s and children’s rights. Dont get me wrong….I AM NOT a feminist as such….rather I’d like to call myself a ‘convenient feminist’ You get the difference ?! ;p I am passionate about the Education system in Malaysia….Hey, wait a minute…what Education system??? The Education system here is practically non-existent. It sucks and needs to be evaluated and un-politicized.

I am passionate about respect and tolerance. The key word to peace and harmony in our world is just that….RESPECT AND TOLERANCE!!!

PS. In my next life…I’d like to be a pampered pooch… 🙂

5. Ernie Jean

Still water runs deep…………(But still one heck of a hot mama ) ;p

Politics, not my cup of tea, but social issues are……so, looks like I’m stuck with the monkey business known as Malaysian politics for now, since they go togeher hand in hand, like ham & cheese.

When not puking over the crap fed by our MSM and “inspiring” statements by those in power, I’m an adoring (and fiercely protective) mother who would give up both her kidneys for her babies, someone who believes in living life passionately, a serial shopoholic and oh yea, a full-time leech/employee.

6. Ella-Mae

Ella-Mae is a portmanteau this blogger coined because of her love of all things Scarlett O’ Hara (Ella is the name of Scarlett’s second child) and Mae West who was probably the most underrated actress from Hollywood’s golden era.

Ella-Mae adores cats, loves her long-suffering husband even more and since she is the sort who sheds more than a tear when she sings NegaraKu, Ella-Mae loathes people and politicians who relentlessly tag her as “bangsa asing” when she who is a 4^th generation Malaysian does not want to be anywhere else but in the country she so passionately loves. To put it plainly, Ella-Mae is more than a little disgusted with anything that is split in racial lines. She often ponders if Malaysians will one day truly unite.

Ella-Mae secretly wishes she is a super hero who could zap every corrupt person in this country. She believes corruption eats away a nation as the cancer would a person’s body. Right on top of her ZAP list is none other than the Pharaoh Wannabe and his botox-ed womanoid wife who drips of diamonds from every plausible nook, joint and hole in her body.

Ella-Mae considers herself blessed because in the midst of her bill-paying job which she works from home, she gets to freely dabble in fun distractions like pot-gardening, amateur photography, testing new recipes (only to end up modifying it to suit her Asian palate), home décor, Bible research and FaceBook-ing with her fellow Dandelions.

7. Oscar the Grouch

He is irritable and grumpy in persona. As a lawyer, he is moody and sulks constantly; he hopes for a change in career – the sooner, the better.

He becomes even more volatile and unpredictable when reading moronic news on local politics – he earnestly believes that Kermit the Frog can be a far better politician than any of the simian goons entrusted to administer the country.

He is elated most as a writer and scholar. He desires, many a times, to just be left alone to write. He yearns for the day he can pack himself to an unknown fishing village in Greece, where he can write and sip coffee the whole day, without a care in the world.

8. Cherubim

Cherubim loves to eat, and eat, and eat. Teddies, brownies and cookies are included in C’s favourite things. C also loves pink, though C doesn’t strive to wear it all the time. C is extremely secure in C’s machoness as well as femininity. Consequently, Cherubim manages to find enough room in C’s brain to slide in some political thoughts or two, fluffy and cuteness doesn’t mind sharing the space there. ^_^

9. jingoisticbuthornydesperado

Like most people here, this balding twat is also frustrated by the stupidity of the government. The best nifty expressions are the ones described above by his predecessors of this blog. He is in agreement with barbie over VK Chin.

As much as he is part of Malaysian cum Dandelions intelligentsia, he is also capable of very stupid things. Like all men, intelligence is secondary to horniness. He had just recently bought himself a porn magazine for the first time for 14Euros (rather than an 8 Euros optical science magazine) to entertain himself. He was flabbergasted and extremely dismayed to find only nudity in the porn magazine. He is master of obtaining internet kinky porn for free. 14 euros for porn mag is a bit too much for him to stomach but clouded by testosterone at the time, stupidity over-ruled. Full frontal nudity is BORING!!!

He is not as avid a malaysia political news follower as his predecessors of the Dandelions blog. His range of interest is wide, from economics and business, to world politics, world history, ancient mythology, green science, human rights, philosophy, religion, music, etcetra.

10. pervster

Pervster is the most handsome and good – looking one of the lot. Not only that, he’s quite intelligent as well. Yet, he’s humble. How that’s remotely possible, amazes us all. But…he’s got a weakness…as his name may give it away…he’s a bit of a pervert. (just a tad bit).  It comes with the good looks.

For those of you who want to date pervster, kindly send him a message.

11. madpiscean

Mad Piscean is not only mad, she is — according to astrological characteristics — not only emotional, compassionate, imaginative, intuitive and spiritual BUT also indecisive and over-sensitive and has escapist tendencies and lack self-discipline (LOL!). She completely accepts these definitions and is definitely a crybaby when it comes to many many issues. She cries when she watches Michael Jackson’s Man In The Mirror video and her eyes water when she sings Negaraku, just like fellow Dandelion Ella-Mae.

Why is she blogging? March 8 has paved the way. We are no longer the Malaysia we used to be. Nuff said!

“If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.” – Dalai Lama

12. Joelight

Joelight is a citizen of this country and dares anyone to question her loyalty. She feels sorry for those who wield their ammunition of crazy identities to preserve theirs and destroy others. She ain’t taking those craps lying down. As much as she radiates light to all around her, she can also muster her strength to torch down those recalcitrants who never learnt their lessons.

Joelight believes in abundance of love and those who come in contact with her are purely cherished and tended with utmost love. Others need to have no air, coupled with ethics and sense of responsibility to this world.

Otherwise she intends to walk a path of compassion, and thinks it is more right and just for her and everyone too!