Pantun Seloka with The Dandelions!
Barbie:
Dua tiga kucing berlari,
Mana nak sama Shaydlin seorang,
Terima kasih daun keladi,
Anda pergi hatiku girang!
Saggie:
Kuih bulan Buah melaka
Ubi kentang Ubi keledek
Mesoso suka Barbie pun suka
Ape lagi pergila merendek
Barbie:
Ubi keledek Obi Wan,
Buah melaka buah dada,
Saggie nampak tidak keruan,
Tepuk dada tanya selera.
Saggie:
Pergi pasar beli durian
Beli durina dengan rambutan
Saggie memang tidak keruan
Melihat Barbie and Mesoko bercumbu cumbuan
The Dandelions 
barbie said
Buah durian banyak duri,
Buah rambut banyak rambut,
Saggie terpingin menawarkan diri,
Apa lagi, Mesoso cepatlah urut!
saggiethewarrior said
jalan jalan cari makan
Cari makan bersama teman
Jinggo dan Barbie berebut rebutan
Ingin kan Mesoso sebagai pujaan
saggiethewarrior said
mirror mirror on the wall
tell me once and for all
Mesoso, Jinggo and Barbie doll
who is the horniest among them all
missjolie said
mirror mirror on the wall
missjolie is the fairest of them all
as for horniest one of all
it’s the one with the biggest balls!
saggiethewarrior said
Mirror mirror on the wall
Answer for me, answer for all
Schlong can measure, girth and all
Balls how to measure, must weight them all?
barbie said
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Hear hear the pansies roar,
C’mon let love strip you bare!
barbie said
Crytal ball, diamond and Saggie’s balls,
Which ball is the hairiest of all,
Fear not we can measure your balls,
Leave it in hands of the the professional!
missjolie said
saggie the warrior you claim to be
let me tell you how to see
the biggest balls it’s easy to tell
with hands you lift like dumbells!
Apple said
mirror mirror on the wall
apple is also one of the fairest of them all 😉
are you sure the horniest is the one with the biggest balls?
aha, let them flaunt their balls for comparison once and for all 😉
mesoso said
mesoso loves eating mee soto
with lots and lots of potato
but only when my barbie’s around
will mesoso gladly turn upside down..
saggiethewarrior said
Crystal ball, diamond and Saggie’s balls,
Which is the hairiest of all them balls,
If thats the case I am not worried at all
For I am known as Saggie balls
*wink wink*
mesoso said
i say mee soto, you say soto mee
i say i like you, you say why me??
nobody,nay..not even balls like saggie
can measure up to my barbie..
barbie said
wait wait, hold your horse,
it’s running wild like it’s on pot,
i have never let my pant loose,
mesoso must be confused a lot 😛
missjolie said
Mirror mirror on the wall,
answer is clear for all
the horniest one of all
is the one with the saggiest balls! 😉
mesoso said
Barbie, barbie, oh my baby
is ok if u do not like me
i can only admire from afar
it breaks my heart, i just blame my gaydar.. 😦
missjolie said
mee soto, soto mee,
mesoso, y’all have it wrong
what you really want is sodomy?
but careful of that schlong!
;P
mesoso said
msjolie ah msjolie..
what to do, i like gulis
i am like wat u call roti prata
flip flip flip, sama sahaja..
barbie said
saggie has many blow up dolls,
he eats gambir sarawak with spring roll,
mesoso, i never show my balls,
how you know mine’s bigger than saggie’s LOL!
mesoso said
oh barbie, my dearest baby
i am what you least expect to be
i could be your neighbour, looking between your knees
but it was really your pecs that sized up your gulis..
big or small, it is fine with me
no matter near or far from me
when you are in love
everything’s just meant to be..
saggiethewarrior said
Saggie blow up dolls so big
Saggie chew gambir serawak to stay fit
Saggie balls are so damn big
Saggie wear boxers brief can’t fit
saggiethewarrior said
mesoso chasing barbie there and here
mesoso thinks barbie is the one
saggie may be the horniest here
jolie still the hottest one
*free meal jolie..wink ..wink*
mesoso said
oh saggie…my new dearie
i have been dumped by my barbie
perhaps you will consider me..
to be your brand new lovely.. 🙂
Cherubim said
Buah cempedak masuk lokap
sebab bauk busuk sangat
mane syadflin ke mana lesap
sebab pantun kami bagus bangat…
ROFL!!!
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
Oh jingo, my deary me,
Off the bed, now I can see,
Mesoso has saggie’s to replace my SEA MAN,
Pun indeed, is my heman.
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
Jerit, jerit anjing betina,
Busuk, busk, lama tak mandi,
Shaydlin guna mulut tak guna telinga,
Lama tak gosok gigi, bau saja sudah ‘giddy’
d_sticks said
Satu Dua tiga empat
kucing lompat…jangan lompat!
Pantun kami memang bagus bangat…
tapi…yang lesap tu, bodoh bang…
i shall not complete it..
😛
-D
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
Barbie flees, mesoso chases,
Barbie can’t outrun man with 5 limbs,
Flee right into bondage, mesoso prizes,
Oooh, aah, uuh, wah, pleasure of the 5th limb.
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
Missjolie is the prettiest without a doubt,
Secretly she envies, wishing to be a lout,
Will then be the centre of gay paparazzi,
No longer lonely, but finally sassy.
mesoso said
jingoisbutdadada watever..
barbie has broken me heart asunder
but nevermind my current lack of fire
i’ll come after you, if you so desire…hahahaha
missjolie said
Missjolie is always sassy
was there ever a doubt,
she’s enjoying every bit of the gay love
spread about,
left, right center and upside down,
but where is the clown?
who’s name i can’t pronounce,
sharksfin? she’s-dim, oh it’s syadflin!
missjolie said
oh me oh my oh mesoso,
i’m starting to grow fond of thee,
but may i ask what are you doing
barking up the wrong tree,
why do you not look carefully
when you pee for territory?
the one you want is NOT the one…but
the one you DON’T want could be the ONE!
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
You got to want me like Haagen Dazs,
Blow me, grope me, caress me, spank me,
I will not tagged along, like a silly spazzz,
I am only the third of the do re mi…….
mesoso said
missjolie ah missjolie
wat to do wif people like me..?
always neither here nor there
damn, i just see men…everywhere!!
but missjolie so pretty and so sassy
appears to be extending her sympathy
perhaps i might like this company?
but then, who’s gonna serve soto mee?
kekkekeke
missjolie said
Oh jingo my dear
that’s disgusting grub
you must be high on drugs
you are talking like a thug…
do not speak of or discuss
a lady’s private stuff…
saggiethewarrior said
Jinggo is always horny
He almost poke the poor nanny
Jolie is so very saucy
She kick butt without mercy
Saggie never need to worry
His pot is full of honey
Barbie is so very funny
He and Mesoso like to pokie pokie
Mesoso wants to woo Saggie
Sorry dude, Saggie ain’t got no pee pee
mesoso said
listen fellas..i think we are all such a talented bunch of idiots, i mean poets here…hahahhhha
hey, thanks man, you guys really make my day. i am like laughing all the way..thank you for such a great day..
🙂
missjolie said
pleasure was ours mesoso. 🙂
barbie said
Burung pipit terbang tinggi,
Burung helang terbang rendah,
Mari mari hiburkan hati,
Tiada duka hilangkan gundah.
saggiethewarrior said
Mesoso,
likewise dude..likewise
Abracadabra said
who is apple?
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
Mirror mirror, I see trouble,
Missjolie’s fairest? Barbie keeps mum,
Apple, the rival, fair like marble,
Missjolie is just but Snow White’s stepmum!
Sharpen the nails, the guys just stare,
Catfight begins with Jolie’s first MEOW,
Apple scatches, Jolie pulls hair,
The girls roll, roll like SIAO SIAO. (Hokkien *crazy*)
I thought I just saw Halle Berry,
Oh, it’s just Jolie, her whip and glee
Apple got whipped, oh so scarry,
Jolie smirked and laughed hysterically,
Excited they are, barbie and saggie,
Found themselves having a MASTER BED, (pun intended)
Self-satisfied laugh, HEE, HEE, HEE,
So happy that the girls got their bait.
Apple is really part of a fairy tale,
THE poison Apple that Snow White bit,
Stepmum forgot, bit it, now look pale,
Apple has now the fairest seat……
mesoso said
goodness me, jolie, barbie and saggie
looks like this thread continues for all to see
oh me oh my, so so funny
you guys no need work ah for money??
Apple said
mesoso mesoso, you are so funny
jolie, saggie and barbie too are equally witty
it’s so fun reading your poesy
you guys make laugh so easily:-)
Apple said
mesoso mesoso, you are so funny
jolie, saggie and barbie too are equally witty
it’s so fun reading your poesy
you guys make laugh me so easily:-)
missjolie said
where has everyone gone
it looks so forlorn
i’m going to bash up his toe
jingoisticbuthornydesperado
for calling me a stepmother
or was it a witch?
i was not going to bother
but he’s brought out the bitch!
so war it is u say
regret you may
where is the gay
that brings cheer to my days?!
mesoso said
eh hullo who call me gay ?
mesoso needs no labels to make his day
he is as man-butch as can be
even jinggo or saggie wont dare to fight me
mesoso has been wondering too
where all his beloved have gone to
still mesoso pines for the one and only
barbie doll that he misses so plainly..
anakmerdeka said
Lihat lah mentaliti orang baru…. bahasa jiwa bangsa …. kalau bahasa mebincangkan perkara yang bangsat setiap hari…. bangsa apa itu?
Orang bercakap dia pun nak cakap
Orang berdebat dia pun nak berdebat
Tak berkali orang tua peringat cakap
Kalau dah rosak fikiran inilah akibat
MERDEKA KAH KITA ?????
mesoso said
oi..siapa buka pintu bagi anakmerdeka masuk…??!!!
jingoisticbuthornydesperado said
kalau saya tak salah, dia cakap sama-sama seperti shaydflin. anakmerdeka betul-betul mentality ketinggalan zaman (atau tua?). memang sudah nyanyuk. Ikut puisinya, maki kita dan maki dia sendiri pun, nyanyuk tak? Sekarang dia sendiri mencaci UMNO menggunakan bahasa untuk membincang perkara yang bangsat setiap hari. saya kesian lihat orang tua ni yang tak tentu arah. jangan-jangan termasuk rumah orang tua di Tanjung rambutan. betul-betul kesian.
E3nx said
Oke punya pantunya.
INVISIBLE MAN said
PEN MERAH, PEN BIRU..
U MARAH,
I LOVE YOU,
INVISIBLE MAN said
aS water shapes its flow accordingly to the ground,
an army wins by relating to the enemy it faces.
Just as water retains no constant condition.
Thus, d one who can modify his tactics according to
the enemy situation shall be victorious n may be called
the devine commander.
Sparton is prepared to face….
we will support u guys..
INVISIBLE MAN said
In battle, there are only the direct n indirect
methods of fighting but their combinations give an
endless series of maneuvers.
For both forces r interlocked n using each will lead
to d other; it is like moving in a circle-u will never
come to an end. Who can determine where one ends and d
other begins?
INVISIBLE MAN said
u guys r good…
Cina Kristian said
dari golok beli epal,
pegi losong jual nama,
tulis blog konon liberal,
otak kosong hati pun sama.
ase said
eh maaf dari indonesia bisa tolong gak tejemahkan arti bahasa malaisianya ke bahasa indonesia?
nadhirahradzi said
u guys are fantastic……….
nadhirahradzi said
tapi lainkali janganlah guna banyak sangat mirror mirror k u r the best…………..
Cynthia Natasha said
Semua pantun di sini lawak belaka…………..